This is Gus, the Human Resource Manager here at MAB Jewelry. His occupational challenge is that even his longest term memory only seems to be about four minutes. What he lacks in smarts, he makes up for in sheer quantity of fluff. Gus's current interests are napping, shedding, shredding objects, discovering the hall closet as a brand new space every single day, and purring like an outboard motor. He also loves a good work out with a glitter disco ball pom pom, feeding his inner drag queen.
Gus's quote of the day: "Hey, who are you and when did you get here?"