Tuesday, December 14, 2010

TV! Glee, why I love Brittany S. Pierce

I am terribly late to the Glee party, and honestly just started watching this year. I caught last season on DVD, and, I have to say, the best character going is Brittany, the wonderfully dopey, existential Cheerio. Why? Because, after the fiendishly brilliant Sue Sylvester, Brittany always gets the best lines. Here are some of her gems:
"I've been here since first period. I had a cold, and I took all my antibiotics at the same time, and now I don't know how to leave."
"When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a mysogynist."
"I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary."
"Sometimes I forget my middle name."
"Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?"
"I'm pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist."
"This room looks like that one spaceship where I was probed."
"Now I know what Miley feels like."
"I hope you all respect that I want Glee Club to remain a place where I, Brittany S. Pierce, can escape the torment of Brittney Spears."
"People thought I went on vacation, but I actually spent the summer lost in the sewers."
"If we lose, we should throw opossums."
"Remember, even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf."
I've known girls like her. Haven't you?


  1. She really is my favorite Glee member. I wait patiently for whatever comes out of her mouth cause they are always gems! I think people miss her charm cause she's so low key. Welcome to the fun that is Glee!

  2. I love that someone gets to sit and brainstorm these scripts to life :)

    Oh, and my son is going to school in Ohio and yesterday told me he went out without completely drying his hair and it froze. That's my NW boy living in OHIO :)

    Have a lovely day, T. :)