I wondered if my friend and fellow owlie Cami over at Icky Dog Creations could whip up a zombie turkey. She makes zombies of all kinds, and I collect turkeys. He arrived today, the glorious and rare zomburkey. I have fallen crazy in love with him. However, when I'm not looking, I could swear I can hear him mumbling, "Gobble gobble. . . brains. . ."