Hey, Miss America!

Snow Princess Disco Barbie is on the phone, and she wants her dress back!

So does Roller Skating Eighties Astronaut Barbie with the T-top Corvette!

Barbie isn't claiming this one though. This one looks like Tara's curtains with a boob shelf.

Where is Kayne Gillaspie when you need him? I'm sure she's a very talented, sweet, home loving girl, but these dresses are way bad.

I really just want to bring peace to the world and save it from bad dresses.